Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

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FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

(3) VIBRATOR.

Is Tinder the best dating app?

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

(3) XHAMSTER

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

(2) DILDO.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

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CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(1) STRAPON.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

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AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

(2) YOUPORN.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

(4) CONDOM.

(5) LINGERIE.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

What is your review of working in EY?

(1) XNXX

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.